Viagra Fed Oysters
- By:Henry Silva
SEX IN A CAN- Viagra Fed Oysters?
Despite the fact that there isn’t any scientific evidence to suggest that indulging in certain foods increases the proclivity to indulge in sexual activity, there is a large industry marketing aphrodisiacs. Aphrodisiacs, named for Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love, and have been used throughout history in an attempt to increase libido. Conventional scientific wisdom has it that many aphrodisiacs gained their reputation simply by association.
Oysters are one of the world’s most famous aphrodisiacs. Their aphrodisiac property is often attributed to their appearance and similarity to the female sexual organ. Due to the efforts of a farmer in NSW, Australia, oysters are about to take a new, more scientific twist.
An Australian farmer has been adding Viagra to the feeding process of his oysters to come up with what he is referring to as the ultimate aphrodisiac. Fearing his own impotence after undergoing prostate cancer surgery, the farmer was inspired to crush up viagra and lace the water in which the oysters would be present. Due to the filtering processes undertaken by the oysters traces of the viagra can be found in the oysters after the soaking period.
He aims to market them as Viagra Oysters which he aims to sell to the overseas market, in particular Asia. The ancient practice of consuming the sexual organs of virile animals such as rabbits, or dried tiger's penises, is still prevalent in Asia today. In fact, a bowl of tiger penis soup in Taiwan and South Korea costs about $350.
Food Authorities of NSW state that what the farmer is doing is illegal and is a direct breach of conduct under a number of food and shellfish legislation. Pfizer the makers of Viagra have also threatened the farmer will legal action over the trademark on the term viagra.
Mr May who has patented the viagra oyster has stated that he will continue to grow his oysters, harvesting them and transferring them to tanks full of crushed up viagra because he knows that they work and knows there is a market for them.
He states "It works, its simple, its sex in a can"
Mr May says that if pfizer wants to get him to change his name they must be prepared for significant legal action and that if he is not selling the oysters in Australia then his product does not fall under the legislation.
He is already prepared well over 10,000 oysters and has consumed many himself and given thousands of others to friends and family who were excited about the results.
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